Motivate Of The Day

LiFe DiCtIoNaRy

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you .

FATHER
A banker provided by nature.

LECTURE
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

TEARS
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY
A place where divorce comes before marriage.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

CLASSIC
A book which people praise, but never read.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their Mistakes.

ATOM BOMB
An invention to bring an end to all inventions.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

CRIMINAL
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught.

MARRIAGE
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.

DIVORCE
Future Tense of Marriage.